Go to:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgiPut your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
(By Melissa's facebook tag note.)
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
New thinking. New Jia Wei.
2. What do you want other people say about you?
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Jia Wei. (This is nice!)
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Bring out the Jia Wei!
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Something special in the Jia Wei.
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Behold the power of Jia Wei!
6. To someone you dislike?
Just like Jia Wei used to make. (EH?!)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Melts in your Jia Wei, not in your hand. (Pee doesn't melt!)
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Only Jia Wei can prevent forest fires. (
'I'm out for a job momma!' I can proudly say.)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Made to make your Jia Wei water.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Only the crumbliest flakiest Jia Wei.
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You're in good hands with Jia Wei. :)
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Just do Jia Wei.
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Don't forget the Jia Wei, mum!
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Solutions for a small Jia Wei. (HEY, Im big! ):)
15. Your last words before you die..
A day without Jia Wei is like a day without sunshine. (Yayness! \m/)
16. Your message to a special someone..
Nothing acts faster than Jia Wei. (Woooo, Cheetah you better watch out then!)
17. Title of this post will be...
You're always Low Jia Wei. (Errrrr, Im Fong?)